Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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