i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
do nipples grow back?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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