I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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