she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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