i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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