Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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