i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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