Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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