no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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