i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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