Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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