My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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