It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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