My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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Goodbee
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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