dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I supernannyed him into submission
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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