I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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