Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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