My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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