I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize