I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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