did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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