Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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