I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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