people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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