Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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