I don't think brook has ever known best
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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