with your own penis?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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