You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
don't judge my taste in strippers
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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