the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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