I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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