No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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