Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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