At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
These tits shall not be calmed
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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