i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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