when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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