i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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