Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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