your room smells of hookers.
And success
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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