Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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