I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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