I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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