Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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