matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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