Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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