Her vagina should come with caution tape.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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