I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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