what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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