just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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