fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
bring money and cleavage
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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