I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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