nut hugger
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
