Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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