I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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