I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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