their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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