Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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