Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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